Toasted Bagel ($16.5)


This meal at Alimentari is brought to you by K! The beloved foodie in crime who, if you’ll remember, gave me an awful recommendation for Kaneda. So this is his one big chance at redemption – let’s see if he’s earned his way back into my good books… Alimentari is the closest thing K has to a local café; Mondays see him grabbing a quick [...]
Meatball Soup ($12)


Ah summer. Despite the scorching days and muggy nights, it’s all worth it for those breezy balmy evenings. I had originally planned to have Vietnamese for dinner, but when I walked by Chuckle Park Bar and Cafe, the weather was just too beautiful to pass up a visit to this lovely little outdoor spot. To call Chuckle Park a Bar and Cafe is a bit [...]
The MD Reuben ($9.5)


I love sandwiches, but I’m absolutely terrified of making my own. Though it’s easy-ish to make a delicious sandwich, the last thing I want to see is how much butter I’ve smeared onto the bread, or how many egg yolks went into that dressing. So I’m burying my head in the sand(wich); what of it? Anyway, it was with great relish that I hit up [...]
Pho Bo Saigon ($12)


Having just had my other two wisdom teeth removed, I am currently strung out on a potent combination of oxycodone, diazepam, yesterday’s adrenalin, and a 40 minute struggle with a tooth that refused to come out. So brace yourselves, bad writing is coming. As far as I’m concerned, Emporium has two food courts – the one on the top floor, and the one at the [...]
Chicken Schnitzel on Onion and Poppy Bagel ($9.5)


No one likes exams, but for me, there was a silver lining. In my uni years, I would take my exams at Caulfield Racecourse, and I would use the excuse of needing extra sustenance to visit the myriad of restaurants in the nearby suburbs of Caulfield and Carnegie. I managed to check out a good few restaurants this way, but before I could try Huff [...]


Ever since I first heard of the Gumbo Kitchen Food Truck, I’ve been keen for a slice of its Southern American action. What I wasn’t so keen on was chasing a food truck all across town in Melbourne’s finicky winter weather. Or Melbourne’s finicky summer weather. And I’m glad the owners understand that dilemma, and have since gone on to open up Po’ Boy Quarter, [...]