24th July 2017I am a huge fan of bad jokes, and my favourite would have to be the following: I spent all of last night trying to make a belt out of watches. It ended up being a complete waist of time. Pretty bad, hey? So when I walked up to Fat Penguin and saw ‘...enough to break the ice’ written on their sign, I was pretty [...]
7th May 2015What does an 8-layer burger look like? This. It looks like this. It looks like regrets and dreams stacked into a 2kg monstrosity of cholesterol and saturated fats. Thankfully I wasn’t the one who ordered this.